Should I bother?

Richard Ruck · Post by **Richard Ruck** » Tue May 23, 2006 10:44 am

Rory wrote:Might you soon be known as Richard Two Ponds Ruck???

I WAS hinting at the possibility of a second shed, but I was overruled by my Mrs.

Rory · Post by **Rory** » Tue May 23, 2006 10:48 am

That's better.
I had two sheds once but now I'm shedless.
I suppose I shed them over the years......

Grounds for divorce...

My wife walked past a fake DVD stall on the road the other day (actually it was a real stall - well - a bloke with a bike and some fake DVD's on the back) anyway - she saw the Complete Monty Python set, AND DIDNT BUY IT FOR ME

and then......she had the audacity to tell me about it....

Richard Ruck · Post by **Richard Ruck** » Tue May 23, 2006 10:57 am

Rory wrote:That's better.
I had two sheds once but now I'm shedless.
I suppose I shed them over the years......

Grounds for divorce...

My wife walked past a fake DVD stall on the road the other day (actually it was a real stall - well - a bloke with a bike and some fake DVD's on the back) anyway - she saw the Complete Monty Python set, AND DIDNT BUY IT FOR ME

and then......she had the audacity to tell me about it....

The films or the TV shows?

Either way, pretty provocative! (Not that I'm condoning piracy, of course!).....

Rory · Post by **Rory** » Tue May 23, 2006 11:02 am

Nor am I - but it was the TV series....

J.R. · Post by **J.R.** » Wed May 24, 2006 4:23 pm

Vonny wrote:
Richard Ruck wrote:
Mid A 15 wrote:Your views on Mr Ruck's resemblance (or not) to Alan Titchmarsh would also be welcome
(or not), preferably!!

Saw Alan on tv earlier this evening & thought of you Richard!

It's bleedin' Chelsea flower show week, and 'Er Indoors HAS to watch every minute of it on BBC.

What do I see ??

RR goin on and on and on and on and on about gold medals and cottage garden borders.

Gardeners World will NEVER be the same again !

Richard Ruck · Post by **Richard Ruck** » Wed May 24, 2006 4:27 pm

J.R. wrote:What do I see ??

RR goin on and on and on and on and on about gold medals and cottage garden borders.

Is last Tuesday's Jamesons still washing about in your system then!

J.R. · Post by **J.R.** » Wed May 24, 2006 4:38 pm

Richard Ruck wrote:
J.R. wrote:What do I see ??

RR goin on and on and on and on and on about gold medals and cottage garden borders.
Is last Tuesday's Jamesons still washing about in your system then!

NOPE ! dry as a bone today.

Bad news is - We've PROBABLY got to come down to Horsham again next week !

Start organising the venue, Richard !

Richard Ruck · Post by **Richard Ruck** » Wed May 24, 2006 4:57 pm

J.R. wrote:
Richard Ruck wrote:
J.R. wrote:What do I see ??

RR goin on and on and on and on and on about gold medals and cottage garden borders.
Is last Tuesday's Jamesons still washing about in your system then!
NOPE ! dry as a bone today.

Bad news is - We've PROBABLY got to come down to Horsham again next week !

Start organising the venue, Richard !

Perhaps I'll take you to Piries Bar - you could meet Glen(da) the barman....

J.R. · Post by **J.R.** » Wed May 24, 2006 5:07 pm

Richard Ruck wrote:
J.R. wrote:
Richard Ruck wrote: Is last Tuesday's Jamesons still washing about in your system then!
NOPE ! dry as a bone today.

Bad news is - We've PROBABLY got to come down to Horsham again next week !

Start organising the venue, Richard !
Perhaps I'll take you to Piries Bar - you could meet Glen(da) the barman....

Sounds like fun, (or not, as the case may be !)

Richard Ruck · Post by **Richard Ruck** » Wed May 24, 2006 5:10 pm

J.R. wrote:
Richard Ruck wrote:
J.R. wrote: NOPE ! dry as a bone today.

Bad news is - We've PROBABLY got to come down to Horsham again next week !

Start organising the venue, Richard !
Perhaps I'll take you to Piries Bar - you could meet Glen(da) the barman....
Sounds like fun, (or not, as the case may be !)

As someone else once mentioned on here, he's as camp as a row of pink tents, and quite entertaining.

Anyway, it's a nice little boozer...

Great Plum · Post by **Great Plum** » Wed May 24, 2006 5:57 pm

Where's Pine's Bar?

J.R. · Post by **J.R.** » Wed May 24, 2006 6:24 pm

Great Plum wrote:Where's Pine's Bar?

P-I-R-I-E-S, young Plum !

Aopparently, RR does conducted tours, in conjunction with Glen(da) !

Mrs C. · Post by **Mrs C.** » Wed May 24, 2006 6:51 pm

J.R. wrote:[Bad news is - We've PROBABLY got to come down to Horsham again next week !

Start organising the venue, Richard !

Don`t forget to let me know! It`s half term so no invigilation!!

(No comments about holidays please Richard!!)

Great Plum · Post by **Great Plum** » Wed May 24, 2006 7:08 pm

J.R. wrote:
Great Plum wrote:Where's Pine's Bar?
P-I-R-I-E-S, young Plum !

Aopparently, RR does conducted tours, in conjunction with Glen(da) !

Oops, my brain is getting addled....

Piries Bar isn't that a bit 'young' for you old fogies?

J.R. · Post by **J.R.** » Thu May 25, 2006 1:35 am

Great Plum wrote:
J.R. wrote:
Great Plum wrote:Where's Pine's Bar?
P-I-R-I-E-S, young Plum !

Aopparently, RR does conducted tours, in conjunction with Glen(da) !
Oops, my brain is getting addled....

Piries Bar isn't that a bit 'young' for you old fogies?

OY !!!!!!!!!!

That's you off the invitation list !