CH Haikus

Anything that doesn't fit anywhere else, but that's still CH related.

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Very strange people, the Japanese !! :shock:
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JR --- It is a sobering thought --- but I think that you and I are similar in outlook ! :lol:
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No stranger than a sonnet or a limerick or even iambic pentameter.
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Personally, I blame 'Big Boy' and 'Little Boy' !
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Cold rugby pitches
Thunderbirds on saturday
warm rads and hard beds
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Naughty Naughty JR !
(But I gather we are of a Generation that remember !)
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My sons know Big Boy
and the Little Boy as well,
the bombs to end wars!
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And in perfect meter :clap:
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Limericks are hard
I am not a poetess
But Haikus simple
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NEILL THE NOTORIOUS wrote:And in perfect meter :clap:
The classroom too hot
to concentrate on maths books
so I never now remember how to count or to properly calculate the correct number of syllables for haiku.

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englishangel wrote:My sons know Big Boy
and the Little Boy as well,
the bombs to end wars!
The code names for the bombs were 'Little Boy' and 'Fat Man', not 'Big Boy'
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Band marching parade
Killer Fry banging knocker
Grace read by Grecian
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LongGone wrote:
englishangel wrote:My sons know Big Boy
and the Little Boy as well,
the bombs to end wars!
The code names for the bombs were 'Little Boy' and 'Fat Man', not 'Big Boy'
It would still work, scan or whatever the correct word is.
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No way could I better Mary Mc's beautiful and evocative work, so was aiming for something a bit JRish, centered around radiators and floating livers, but, instead, came up with

Scabby, itching knees
Showing between skirt and socks
On hill to Ashbourne


Crumpled, blood stained cloth
Clutched between trembling fingers
As bully approaches.

OK, getting far too maudlin. A nice glass of 5 star Martell's while I watch New Tricks should help.

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New Tricks should put you in a good mood--new series coming up soon.
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