School trips

blondie95 · Post by **blondie95** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 11:49 am

no way would i become an english teacher i can barely write correctly myself-let alone tell others how to!!!

Nope i will be happy teaching little children all diferent things!

DavebytheSea · Post by **DavebytheSea** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 11:52 am

blondie95 wrote:no way would i become an english teacher i can barely write correctly myself-let alone tell others how to!!!

Nope i will be happy teaching little children all diferent things!

like diferent ways of spelling different words like diferent.

Scone Lover · Post by **Scone Lover** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 12:19 pm

blondie95 wrote:no way would i become an english teacher i can barely write correctly myself-let alone tell others how to!!!

Nope i will be happy teaching little children all diferent things!

Can I be one of your little children Amy?

blondie95 · Post by **blondie95** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 1:11 pm

spot on DBTS!

and really mr scone do you want to be one of my pupils?

J.R. · Post by **J.R.** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 11:36 am

DavebytheSea wrote:
blondie95 wrote:no way would i become an english teacher i can barely write correctly myself-let alone tell others how to!!!

Nope i will be happy teaching little children all diferent things!
like diferent ways of spelling different words like diferent.

....... and I hope she never has to write to her Family Planning Clinic !

Have you seen how she spelt diaphragm on the 'Body Parts' chain thread ?

englishangel · Post by **englishangel** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 12:08 pm

J.R. wrote:
DavebytheSea wrote:
blondie95 wrote:no way would i become an english teacher i can barely write correctly myself-let alone tell others how to!!!

Nope i will be happy teaching little children all diferent things!
like diferent ways of spelling different words like diferent.
....... and I hope she never has to write to her Family Planning Clinic !

Have you seen how she spelt diaphragm on the 'Body Parts' chain thread ?

Yes, but it's easy to miss a g.

blondie95 · Post by **blondie95** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 12:46 pm

well when typed into google the came up with that!

DavebytheSea · Post by **DavebytheSea** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 7:10 pm

blondie95 wrote:well when typed into google the came up with that!

Excellent, Amy - one of your best. But, why did you type "well" into Google, though, in the first place? Did you mean a well as in where you got water from? or the condition you are in at the moment? or perhaps merely a sort of "Well, well!" - i.e a token of surprise. ...... and what exactly was the "that" with which Google came up?

Ruthie-Baby(old a/c) · Mon Oct 30, 2006 7:48 pm

Oh DBTS, leave her alone, we know what she meant...

DavebytheSea · Post by **DavebytheSea** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 9:03 pm

Ruthie-Baby wrote:Oh DBTS, leave her alone, we know what she meant...

Really? I was always under the impression that women themselves were usually a little uncertain what they meant - so how are we - mere males - supposed to know the meaning of anything they say for certain. Surely gracious lips were meant to be kissed rather than believed.

blondie95 · Post by **blondie95** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 9:29 pm

really DBTS! I know exactly what I mean, everyone else may not but oh well!

Whilst on subject of my bad spelling, the new edition of Firefox web browser has automatic spell checker it marks all i have spelt wrong-but i have to decide if i want to correct it or not!

DavebytheSea · Post by **DavebytheSea** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 9:54 pm

blondie95 wrote:really DBTS! I know exactly what I mean, everyone else may not but oh well!

Whilst on subject of my bad spelling, the new edition of Firefox web browser has automatic spell checker it marks all i have spelt wrong-but i have to decide if i want to correct it or not!

I prefer your spelling, Amy - it is much more individualistic and characterful

cj · Post by cj » Mon Oct 30, 2006 11:29 pm

englishangel wrote:
J.R. wrote:
DavebytheSea wrote: like diferent ways of spelling different words like diferent.
....... and I hope she never has to write to her Family Planning Clinic !

Have you seen how she spelt diaphragm on the 'Body Parts' chain thread ?
Yes, but it's easy to miss a g.

This is a complaint usually levelled at men.

btw, I'm surprised JR didn't spot this one ....

(The font's gone funny, so I apologise if it looks like I'm shouting. I'm not militant about these matters!)

englishangel · Post by **englishangel** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 11:56 pm

I did think JR would string it along too

J.R. · Post by **J.R.** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 10:23 am

cj wrote:
englishangel wrote:
J.R. wrote: ....... and I hope she never has to write to her Family Planning Clinic !

Have you seen how she spelt diaphragm on the 'Body Parts' chain thread ?

Yes, but it's easy to miss a g.

This is a complaint usually levelled at men.

btw, I'm surprised JR didn't spot this one ....

(The font's gone funny, so I apologise if it looks like I'm shouting. I'm not militant about these matters!)

Some 'experts' seem to thing that this elusive spot is just a myth.

Probably men. though.

I just LOVED Jimmy Carr's joke on his stand-up show on Channel 4 last night.

"It takes women over 30 years to reach their sexual peak..........................................

................ It takes men only a few seconds. That's why men get so much more done !"