Diversion! (Health Warning! Full of smutty inuendo etc.)

DavebytheSea · Post by **DavebytheSea** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 1:33 pm

huntertitus wrote:I knew a Jamaican fellow who, when I asked if he had been having any romantic dalliances, replied

"I been pokin' it about a bit!"

... or the Jamaican taxi driver who stopped to cut open a green coconut and make my boys grink from it telling them it was "gud faw da pencil!". Apparently, having had four children, I had no need of it "cos da pencil has done enough now".

huntertitus · Post by **huntertitus** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 1:46 pm

I've never had a "Grink" from a coconut.

Is that a Jamaican word?

J.R. · Post by **J.R.** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 2:26 pm

huntertitus wrote:I've never had a "Grink" from a coconut.

Is that a Jamaican word?

I think you'll find its a ventriloquists verb !

'A gockle of geer, a gockle of geer !'

Ruthie-Baby(old a/c) · Fri Oct 13, 2006 2:29 pm

DavebytheSea · Post by **DavebytheSea** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 3:41 pm

Ruthie-Baby wrote:

I rule that a gockle of geer is indeed a smutty innuendo and therefore fully on topic.

DavebytheSea · Post by **DavebytheSea** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 3:46 pm

huntertitus wrote:I've never had a "Grink" from a coconut.

Is that a Jamaican word?

No - but, interestingly, they do appear to eat beer can on toast for breakfast.

Ruthie-Baby(old a/c) · Fri Oct 13, 2006 5:13 pm

who do eat beer can on toast

DavebytheSea · Post by **DavebytheSea** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 6:37 pm

Ruthie-Baby wrote:who do eat beer can on toast

Jamaican taxi drivers apparently.

englishangel · Post by **englishangel** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 9:52 am

Say it with a Jamaican drawl Ruthie, Beeeercan

blondie95 · Post by **blondie95** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 3:52 pm

I would say that all of the previous posts have been on very much on topic!!!

Scone Lover · Post by **Scone Lover** » Sun Oct 15, 2006 3:37 pm

So what is with this thread? Is this where people come to swear or something and what's with the "Off Topic" stuff? Do you get in trouble if you wander off topic?

Ruthie-Baby(old a/c) · Sun Oct 15, 2006 10:41 pm

oh yes you get in serious trouble. If you do it too often you get banned from the forum

not!

Ruthie-Baby(old a/c) · Sun Oct 15, 2006 10:42 pm

englishangel wrote:Say it with a Jamaican drawl Ruthie, Beeeercan

no sorry I still don't get it

DavebytheSea · Post by **DavebytheSea** » Sun Oct 15, 2006 10:44 pm

Ruthie-Baby wrote:
englishangel wrote:Say it with a Jamaican drawl Ruthie, Beeeercan
no sorry I still don't get it

I will give you some for breakfast, Ruth.

Ruthie-Baby(old a/c) · Sun Oct 15, 2006 10:49 pm

um, I don't know about that... I don't understand, remember...?!