I am NOT A GRANDMOTHER!!!

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I am NOT A GRANDMOTHER!!!

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Thought I would share this with you all - the DNA test is back, and my son is not a father as pre thought, which means

I AM NOT A GRANDMA!

PHEW!!

that's that one over and done with!!!
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I bet you'll sleep more easily now, Jude. What a relief it must be
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Jude wrote:Thought I would share this with you all - the DNA test is back, and my son is not a father as pre thought, which means

I AM NOT A GRANDMA!
Sorrry to hear your news that a little one will not be being sick all over you, depositing liquid and smelly brown stuff all over you, waking all and sundry at 4 am ........ My commiserations

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But hopefully sometime in the future under more positive circumstances.

Until then, it's one thing less to worry about. And maybe your son will now be a little more selfish with his reproductive matter!
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Have I missed something? Do I take it that young master Comber has been sowing his rolled oats?
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marty wrote:Have I missed something? Do I take it that young master Comber has been sowing his rolled oats?
Yes
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sejintenej wrote:being sick all over you, depositing liquid and smelly brown stuff all over you, waking all and sundry at 4 am
Not behaviour just confined to small people!!!!!
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Jude wrote:Thought I would share this with you all - the DNA test is back, and my son is not a father as pre thought, which means

I AM NOT A GRANDMA!

PHEW!!

that's that one over and done with!!!
Let's hope he learns from this experience.
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.... cue the condom jokes !!!
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He won't be sowing any more oats while he is with the current girlfriend - unless she decides to stop taking her precautions!

And yes it has taught him the probably hardest way a very important lesson - it has been a very tense 10 months ( the pregnacy it self seemed to take about 18 months! )

So we are all taking a deep breath and preparing instead to see the grades Daughter gets for A levels and what she can get through clearing - so if I am not around in August from the 17th on wards - don't worry - I will be charging around the country with her looking at offered uni places!! (or not!!!!!)

I have decided that I would prefer to be 50 ish before I have grandchildren - so any they procure before then can go back from whence they came!!!!

:evil: :lol: :shock: :D
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My mother has just become a granny at the ripe old age of 47. My sister is 22 though.
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