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J.R. wrote:I await Jude's PM with baited breath !

As I 'm now considered 'retired', I think I'm fairly safe !!
Dearest - you didn't say anything - I guess it's going to be something about women drivers, but as we all KNOW that the fairer sex are FAR BETTER at driving than men, I can't see what your problem is - obviously you have had much more experience of driving a Trashco battery thingy than I have - as you are "retired"

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Jude, your brain must be addled if you think that! ;)
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... a job for me in Outer Mongolia ?? I so need a change of scenery !

All offers considered, reasonable or not .
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Actually Mongolia is really beautiful - you could do a lot worse.........
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Shanghai is also acceptable - in fact, anywhere in SEA , or indeed anywhere other than here .... getting wanderlust again !

20 years + in world markets, totally mobile, can & have eaten just about everything .... any offers ?
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Shanghai is VERY acceptable.
What do you do???
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Great Plum wrote:Jude, your brain must be addled if you think that! ;)
OK Matt - I will let my daughter show you just how good she is at off roading if you like - although I doubt you will survive the experience without a sick bag....
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Rory wrote:Shanghai is VERY acceptable.
What do you do???
export manager, have passport will travel - You make it, I can flog it ( please JR no jokes here...)
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Great Plum wrote:Jude, your brain must be addled if you think that! ;)
OK Matt - I will let my daughter show you just how good she is at off roading if you like - although I doubt you will survive the experience without a sick bag....
Something to do with her driving? ;-)

In seriousness though, most women are great drivers, but even the future Mrs Plum admits she can't park!
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Great Plum wrote:Jude, your brain must be addled if you think that! ;)
OK Matt - I will let my daughter show you just how good she is at off roading if you like - although I doubt you will survive the experience without a sick bag....
Something to do with her driving? ;-)

In seriousness though, most women are great drivers, but even the future Mrs Plum admits she can't park!
Perhaps that is because you bark at her when she is trying to park? Making the entire experience one of scared and frightendess. I cannot condoone your behaviour towards your about to be Lady Wife - she needs to be treated Properly - And don't make comments re the kitchen appliences being white as she gets down the aisle........

see other thread about your punishment...
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Jude wrote:
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Jude wrote: OK Matt - I will let my daughter show you just how good she is at off roading if you like - although I doubt you will survive the experience without a sick bag....
Something to do with her driving? ;-)

In seriousness though, most women are great drivers, but even the future Mrs Plum admits she can't park!
Perhaps that is because you bark at her when she is trying to park? Making the entire experience one of scared and frightendess. I cannot condoone your behaviour towards your about to be Lady Wife - she needs to be treated Properly - And don't make comments re the kitchen appliences being white as she gets down the aisle........

see other thread about your punishment...
No, I walk away and let her park in peace! :)
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JR was a driving Instructor so knows about Female Driver's :wink:

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J.R. wrote:JR was a driving Instructor so knows about Female Driver's :wink:

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so there IS an 'Er indoors.

I can park extremely well. Especially when no-one is watching.

A tip, always try to park alongside a shop window so you can see where you are.

I got out of the car a couple of weeks ago to find that I had parked with my spare wheel on the back overhanging the bumper of the car behind.
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Jude wrote:Perhaps that is because you bark at her when she is trying to park?
Plummy doesn't strike me as the barking type, more the soft purr and sometime chirrup of a tortoiseshell cat.
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cj wrote:
Jude wrote:Perhaps that is because you bark at her when she is trying to park?
Plummy doesn't strike me as the barking type, more the soft purr and sometime chirrup of a tortoiseshell cat.
Cath have you got the hots for Plum boy???????????????
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