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Whatever next....?!
Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 12:04 pm
by kerrensimmonds
Re: Whatever next....?!
Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 12:29 pm
by Foureyes
Kerren,
Father Christmas conducting an (un)dress rehearsal, perhaps?

Re: Whatever next....?!
Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 1:59 pm
by marty
Saw that this morning. Made me laugh.
I was also came across this the other day:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/glou ... 982080.stm
Re: Whatever next....?!
Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 12:09 pm
by J.R.
I believe the burglar was suffering from FLOO at the time !
(Where's me coat ??)
Re: Whatever next....?!
Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 1:07 pm
by Ajarn Philip
J.R. wrote:I believe the burglar was suffering from FLOO at the time !
(Where's me coat ??)
Floo? Where's your cote?
What interests me is why a Tesco store would have a chimney... what are they burning...?

Re: Whatever next....?!
Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 1:14 pm
by J.R.
Ajarn Philip wrote:J.R. wrote:I believe the burglar was suffering from FLOO at the time !
(Where's me coat ??)
Floo? Where's your cote?
What interests me is why a Tesco store would have a chimney... what are they burning...?

In the kubord - were dyou fink ?
Re: Whatever next....?!
Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 1:17 pm
by englishangel
J.R. has been reading too much Harry Potter
Re: Whatever next....?!
Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 1:19 pm
by J.R.
Careful Mary, or I'll move your post to the 'What Are You Reading' thread !!
Re: Whatever next....?!
Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 9:40 am
by CHAZ
This one is not so funny but most curious...Careful ladies!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstop ... ident.html
Re: Whatever next....?!
Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 9:50 am
by englishangel
Not just ladies, these are those 'booster' seats for people who are unable to sit on a regular toilet seat.
Re: Whatever next....?!
Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 10:26 am
by Angela Woodford
englishangel wrote:Not just ladies, these are those 'booster' seats for people who are unable to sit on a regular toilet seat.
And... whilst we're thinking "booster", look at the Weird Stuff video alongside - the diamond encrusted bra!
Wowee!!!
Thank you, CHAZ!
Re: Whatever next....?!
Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 8:35 pm
by midget
When are you getting your 'Fantasy' Angela? Pictures on the forum please
Re: Whatever next....?!
Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 12:59 pm
by CHAZ
Bras coincé dans les WC pour le passager d'un TGV
B.H. (lefigaro.fr) avec AFP
27/10/2008 | Mise à jour : 10:47 | Commentaires 1 .
L'incident, pour le moins insolite, a bloqué le train La Rochelle-Paris pendant plus de deux heures dans une gare de Charente-Maritime.
Un conseil : si vous faites tomber votre téléphone dans les toilettes d'un train, ne cherchez pas à le retrouver ! Dimanche soir, un passager d'un TGV La Rochelle-Paris en a fait la malencontreuse expérience. Résultat : il s'est retrouvé avec un bras coincé dans la cuvette des toilettes. Un incident rare qui a obligé le TGV à s'arrêter plus de deux heures en gare de Surgères (Charente-Maritime), afin de permettre aux pompiers de dégager le bras de la victime.
Guy gets his arm stuck in the toilet of a TGV train whilst trying to get his mobile which fell into the john: Now how silly is that?!!
Apparently they had to cut away the toilet seat to get to his arm as he was sucked in by the vacuum pump.
Re: Whatever next....?!
Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 8:11 pm
by englishangel
CHAZ wrote:Bras coincé dans les WC pour le passager d'un TGV
B.H. (lefigaro.fr) avec AFP
27/10/2008 | Mise à jour : 10:47 | Commentaires 1 .
L'incident, pour le moins insolite, a bloqué le train La Rochelle-Paris pendant plus de deux heures dans une gare de Charente-Maritime.
Un conseil : si vous faites tomber votre téléphone dans les toilettes d'un train, ne cherchez pas à le retrouver ! Dimanche soir, un passager d'un TGV La Rochelle-Paris en a fait la malencontreuse expérience. Résultat : il s'est retrouvé avec un bras coincé dans la cuvette des toilettes. Un incident rare qui a obligé le TGV à s'arrêter plus de deux heures en gare de Surgères (Charente-Maritime), afin de permettre aux pompiers de dégager le bras de la victime.
Guy gets his arm stuck in the toilet of a TGV train whilst trying to get his mobile which fell into the john: Now how silly is that?!!
Apparently they had to cut away the toilet seat to get to his arm as he was sucked in by the vacuum pump.
TGV = Train Grand Vitesse,
very fast train train Chaz?
Doncha just love the word pompiers? Every time a fire engine goes past I think, just look at those brave pompiers!
Re: Whatever next....?!
Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 7:39 am
by CHAZ
Exactly right Mary. The TGV has I believe the land speed record of over some 500km/h though they only go about 300Km/h now for the public
In Shanghai you can take the fast train form the airport and this tops 403km/h. It's a magnetic hover ...amazing.
There is indeed somethung very "manly" about the word pompier. In fact they are a lot more than just firemen. They are also nearly always first to an accident scene and administer life saving First Aid.
A lot more manly than those OBs who have gold chains, chest hair and toupées!!! He he
