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A dolphin tried to sing happy birthday to me but he got my name wrong...

and

a floating log is when the female lies in the water motionless and the male rakes her with his teeth.... it all sounds like fun with all that foreplay but apparently the actual intercourse only takes a matter of seconds.

Rory wrote:A dolphin tried to sing happy birthday to me but he got my name wrong...

And who exactly do you blame for this? The dolphin?

Who else????? If they are as intelligent as everyone says they are...

Rory wrote: a floating log is when the female lies in the water motionless and the male rakes her with his teeth.... it all sounds like fun with all that foreplay but apparently the actual intercourse only takes a matter of seconds.

I wonder if the Scotsman in the harbour had to do that........

Richard Ruck wrote:

Rory wrote: a floating log is when the female lies in the water motionless and the male rakes her with his teeth.... it all sounds like fun with all that foreplay but apparently the actual intercourse only takes a matter of seconds.

I wonder if the Scotsman in the harbour had to do that........

the kilt would intervene - that is unless he had been writing limericks at home.

and the dolphin would sneeze when he reached the sporran

Rory wrote: it all sounds like fun with all that foreplay but apparently the actual intercourse only takes a matter of seconds.

Bit like humans then

am I on the smut thread

DavebytheSea wrote:and the dolphin would sneeze when he reached the sporran

why?

and what was the scotsman doing in the harbour in the first place?

writing limericks???

DavebytheSea wrote:

Richard Ruck wrote:

Rory wrote: a floating log is when the female lies in the water motionless and the male rakes her with his teeth.... it all sounds like fun with all that foreplay but apparently the actual intercourse only takes a matter of seconds.

I wonder if the Scotsman in the harbour had to do that........

the kilt would intervene - that is unless he had been writing limericks at home.

I would imagine that the dress-code for such an occasion would be 'limerick-friendly'!

yeah but my point is what such an occasion???

Ruthie-Baby wrote:yeah but my point is what such an occasion???

An illicit liaison between a Scotsman and a harbour porpoise.

Richard Ruck wrote:

Ruthie-Baby wrote:yeah but my point is what such an occasion???

An illicit liaison between a Scotsman and a harbour porpoise.

obviously.

we didn't know (or maybe I just didn't read the detail) that he was Scottish. That explains it.

Ruthie-Baby wrote:

Richard Ruck wrote:

Ruthie-Baby wrote:yeah but my point is what such an occasion???

An illicit liaison between a Scotsman and a harbour porpoise.

obviously.

we didn't know (or maybe I just didn't read the detail) that he was Scottish. That explains it.

A good point! Just becuse the incident happened in a Scottish fishing port I should not have just assumed that the perpetrator was in fact a Scotsman. It's just too easy to stereotype, isn't it?

The bloke could just as easily have been an American tourist who slipped into the water and wanted to 'thank' the beastie for rescuing him.

Richard Ruck wrote:

Ruthie-Baby wrote:

Richard Ruck wrote: An illicit liaison between a Scotsman and a harbour porpoise.

obviously.

we didn't know (or maybe I just didn't read the detail) that he was Scottish. That explains it.

A good point! Just becuse the incident happened in a Scottish fishing port I should not have just assumed that the perpetrator was in fact a Scotsman. It's just too easy to sterotype, isn't it?

The bloke could just as easily have been an American tourist who slipped into the water and wanted to 'thank' the beastie for rescuing him.

Ha! Much more likely methinks

How did the guy get caught?