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Posted: **Wed Sep 27, 2006 11:06 am**

what happened there? how did the censor know I was being rude?

"don't watch"

Posted: **Wed Sep 27, 2006 11:07 am**

ok, lets try this

"do not view"

Posted: **Wed Sep 27, 2006 11:08 am**

Richard Ruck wrote:
(I hope we're not lowering the tone here.....)

oh yeah you're supposed to - at least I think we're in the divert thread...

Posted: **Wed Sep 27, 2006 11:10 am**

Ruthie-Baby wrote:what happened there? how did the censor know I was being rude?

"don'****"

Take the last letter of 'don't' and the first three letters of 'watch' and the software thinks you're trying to write a rude word.

Posted: **Wed Sep 27, 2006 11:15 am**

Richard Ruck wrote:
Ruthie-Baby wrote:what happened there? how did the censor know I was being rude?

"don'****"
Take the last letter of 'don't' and the first three letters of 'watch' and the software thinks you're trying to write a rude word.

ha ha ha!

how ironic!!!

Oh how I'm laughing! The rudest thing I've written on the forum and the censor caught me!!!

Posted: **Wed Sep 27, 2006 11:16 am**

soc wrote:
Rory wrote:
Dolphins have sex for pleasure rather than procreation.

And 95% of the sex is foreplay.

But I still don't trust them.

Where on earth (or in the sea) do you get these facts from Rory?

well I heard it was only humans did that.

why don't you trust them?

There's more...much of the amorous activity between dolphins includes chasing each other around and raking each other with their teeth. Dolphins have a tendency to get lazy-looking eyes and lie on their sides, sinking like logs, when they are feeling amorous. So they also display some Chinese characteristics.
This seems to be the height of erotic behavior for a dolphin. The more dominant dolphin is usually found beneath the more passive above, playing the "floating log".

I wonder if any of you out there have ever had that sensation???

Posted: **Wed Sep 27, 2006 11:17 am**

Sorry - I forgot to add that I dont trust them because they are inherently untrustworthy.

One tried to con me once when I was a kid.

Posted: **Wed Sep 27, 2006 11:18 am**

Rory wrote:I wonder if any of you out there have ever had that sensation???

What, a floating log??

Posted: **Wed Sep 27, 2006 11:18 am**

Rory wrote:Sorry - I forgot to add that I dont trust them because they are inherently untrustworthy.

One tried to con me once when I was a kid.

what did it do???

Posted: **Wed Sep 27, 2006 11:27 am**

If you have ever studied wild-life, you will have learnt that there are THREE mammals that employ sex for pleasure as well as reproduction.

Humans.

Dolphins. (Incidently, the percentage incident rate of 'lesbianism' in dolphins is higher than inhumans.

....... and our good little chums, the Bonobo chimp ! (Where DO they get their energy from ??)

Surely, this is another thread hi-jacking ?

Posted: **Wed Sep 27, 2006 11:30 am**

You have to be kidding. Rory gets us all interested about what a dolphin did to him as a boy, clean answers on a post card please, and then he goes offline. That is not fair

Posted: **Wed Sep 27, 2006 11:31 am**

soc wrote:You have to be kidding. Rory gets us all interested about what a dolphin did to him as a boy, clean answers on a post card please, and then he goes offline. That is not fair

He's done it on porpoise!

(Sorry........)

Posted: **Wed Sep 27, 2006 11:33 am**

Richard Ruck wrote:
soc wrote:You have to be kidding. Rory gets us all interested about what a dolphin did to him as a boy, clean answers on a post card please, and then he goes offline. That is not fair
He's done it on porpoise!

(Sorry........)[/i]

no you`re not!

Posted: **Wed Sep 27, 2006 11:37 am**

dammit. I need answers.

Posted: **Wed Sep 27, 2006 11:43 am**

What was the question again ???

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