Diversion! (Health Warning! Full of smutty inuendo etc.)

Ruthie-Baby(old a/c) · Wed Sep 27, 2006 10:54 am

Great Plum wrote:only 200 posts to go!

dammit, what can i do about this???

only a few spaces in that "coveted" top ten to 1000 list...

Great Plum · Post by **Great Plum** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 10:55 am

You need to post more...

Rory · Post by **Rory** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 10:56 am

Dolphins have sex for pleasure rather than procreation.

And 95% of the sex is foreplay.

But I still don't trust them.

UserRequestedRemoval · Wed Sep 27, 2006 10:57 am

I think most people would say that I need to post one hell of a lot less!

Ruthie-Baby(old a/c) · Wed Sep 27, 2006 10:57 am

Great Plum wrote:You need to post more...

Oh really, do you think???

I made 125 yesterday (I wasn't trying to rise up the ranking you understand, just got carried away) which I think might be a personal record...

UserRequestedRemoval · Wed Sep 27, 2006 10:58 am

Rory wrote:Dolphins have sex for pleasure rather than procreation.

And 95% of the sex is foreplay.

But I still don't trust them.

Where on earth (or in the sea) do you get these facts from Rory?

Ruthie-Baby(old a/c) · Wed Sep 27, 2006 10:58 am

soc wrote:I think most people would say that I need to post one hell of a lot less!

you post what you want, and if it's helping with the addiction, so much the better. Some of us don't even have that excuse.

Ruthie-Baby(old a/c) · Wed Sep 27, 2006 10:58 am

soc wrote:
Rory wrote:Dolphins have sex for pleasure rather than procreation.

And 95% of the sex is foreplay.

But I still don't trust them.
Where on earth (or in the sea) do you get these facts from Rory?

well I heard it was only humans did that.

why don't you trust them?

Richard Ruck · Post by **Richard Ruck** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 10:59 am

Rory wrote:Dolphins have sex for pleasure rather than procreation.

And 95% of the sex is foreplay.

But I still don't trust them.

There was a bloke in Scotland who was prosecuted for having, erm, 'relations' with a harbour porpoise.

I always wondered why the animal let him proceed - now I know!

(I hope we're not lowering the tone here.....)

Great Plum · Post by **Great Plum** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 10:59 am

could it get any lower?

UserRequestedRemoval · Wed Sep 27, 2006 11:02 am

Confession time.............

When I was an inncoent 13 year old at CH I didn't understand what foreplay was and I thought it was spelled fourplay which kind of worried me. The idea of four people needing to be involved everytime you wanted a jump was kind of off putting

UserRequestedRemoval · Wed Sep 27, 2006 11:03 am

Yuck, Richard how did you find out about the story?? and whu don't I ever see stories like that?

UserRequestedRemoval · Wed Sep 27, 2006 11:04 am

Great Plum wrote:could it get any lower?

Oh hell yes. JR isn't here to spur things downward

Richard Ruck · Post by **Richard Ruck** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 11:05 am

soc wrote:Yuck, Richard how did you find out about the story?? and whu don't I ever see stories like that?

Can't remember - I think it might have been in Private Eye.

Ruthie-Baby(old a/c) · Wed Sep 27, 2006 11:06 am

soc wrote:Yuck, Richard how did you find out about the story?? and whu don't I ever see stories like that?

maybe you don't watch the right kind of films...