Birthdays

huntertitus · Post by **huntertitus** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 12:28 pm

This reminds me of the first time Dr Hoskins asked me to produce a stool

I had no idea what he meant

I had visions of pulling one out of a top hat like a magician!

J.R. · Post by **J.R.** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 12:36 pm

I remember being asked in hospital at the tender age of 7 after tonsil removal, "Have you opened your bowels this morning ?"

Didn't have an effing clue what the nurse was talking about, so said "No !"

Hated Syrup of Figs ever since !

UserRequestedRemoval · Wed Sep 20, 2006 12:41 pm

When I had my tonsils removed I was looking forward to he ice cream I was told I would get.....................I got bl**dy fish with the bones in which promptly got stuck in my throat.

J.R. · Post by **J.R.** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 1:20 pm

soc wrote:When I had my tonsils removed I was looking forward to he ice cream I was told I would get.....................I got bl**dy fish with the bones in which promptly got stuck in my throat.

Did you get a tummy HAKE as well ?

Richard Ruck · Post by **Richard Ruck** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 1:21 pm

Oh Cod, it's happening again!

UserRequestedRemoval · Wed Sep 20, 2006 1:22 pm

No but it is alleged that I gave a nurse a black eye during the operation. I thought that was impossible as they paralyse you dont they?

huntertitus · Post by **huntertitus** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 1:26 pm

He must have given her a PIKE in the eye

J.R. · Post by **J.R.** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 1:27 pm

soc wrote:No but it is alleged that I gave a nurse a black eye during the operation. I thought that was impossible as they paralyse you dont they?

Nurses can also do very interesting things with a pencil if you get 'aroused' !!

marty · Post by **marty** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 1:29 pm

J.R. wrote:
soc wrote:No but it is alleged that I gave a nurse a black eye during the operation. I thought that was impossible as they paralyse you dont they?
Nurses can also do very interesting things with a pencil if you get 'aroused' !!

Is there a joke about lead in pencils coming?

UserRequestedRemoval · Wed Sep 20, 2006 1:39 pm

Knowing JR, very probably

huntertitus · Post by **huntertitus** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 6:13 pm

Is Rutley alluding to his CODpiece when he says "pencil"?

DavebytheSea · Post by **DavebytheSea** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 6:19 pm

J.R. wrote:
soc wrote:No but it is alleged that I gave a nurse a black eye during the operation. I thought that was impossible as they paralyse you dont they?
Nurses can also do very interesting things with a pencil if you get 'aroused' !!

I suppose it would make a good perch for the ladies if they got tired. Have to be careful how they sat down though .............

DavebytheSea · Post by **DavebytheSea** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 6:21 pm

They might find it gurnard

(Talk about warming the cockles of your part)

DavebytheSea · Post by **DavebytheSea** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 6:27 pm

DavebytheSea wrote:They might find it gurnard

Just mullet over

DavebytheSea · Post by **DavebytheSea** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 6:43 pm

Perhaps this is not the right plaice .......