Seriously Non-PC Terminology at CH

Jude · Post by **Jude** » Sat Sep 23, 2006 3:58 pm

soc wrote:You should see what happens inside the scrum then Jude. It felt like WWIII in there sometimes!

I know - Chris had to stop playing rugby as he was too tall and kept being put into the scrum and it started giving him really bad backache - the Doc at CH said he wasn't allowed to play anymore.

Mind you - I am probably the worst spectator at a rugby match - I get quite frustrated with the ref, the players and the linesmen! I dare not go to another Bath v Harlequinns - i might get expelled!!

UserRequestedRemoval · Sat Sep 23, 2006 4:49 pm

The worst thing I remember about scrums was when someone broke wind. You try getting away fast! It is damn near impossible. Yuck

Jude · Post by **Jude** » Sat Sep 23, 2006 4:57 pm

soc wrote:The worst thing I remember about scrums was when someone broke wind. You try getting away fast! It is damn near impossible. Yuck

I thougth this was a form of email not smellmail!!!! phewwwwwwwww!

UserRequestedRemoval · Sat Sep 23, 2006 5:02 pm

Forums in smelly vision just doesn't bear thinking about!

I wonder if JR has throttled any match officials this weekend?

Katharine · Post by **Katharine** » Sat Sep 23, 2006 8:40 pm

soc wrote:Forums in smelly vision just doesn't bear thinking about!

Do you remember my description of the durian fruit? It is not the same just words!

Jude · Post by **Jude** » Sun Sep 24, 2006 12:11 pm

Katharine wrote:
soc wrote:Forums in smelly vision just doesn't bear thinking about!
Do you remember my description of the durian fruit? It is not the same just words!

Gulp - let me just go and find a peg to put on my nose!

UserRequestedRemoval · Sun Sep 24, 2006 11:55 pm

I don't think I will ever forget that description.

Btw, has anyone here ever encountered that flower in India or somewhere like it. The one that is the largest flower in the world, flowers on once in 20 years or so and stinks to high heaven? It is just that I have always wondered if it is bad as the books say it is.

englishangel · Post by **englishangel** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 12:53 am

the corpse flower, yes it is, I saw it at Kew once. Absolutely disgusting

UserRequestedRemoval · Mon Sep 25, 2006 1:12 am

As I remember from the books, it wasn't that great to look at. What is it like close up ( smell excepted)

englishangel · Post by **englishangel** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 1:24 am

It is pretty spectacular, 7-10 feet tall, like a great big lily if I remember. Not very attactive tho'

Jude · Post by **Jude** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 2:52 pm

thank goodness for Television and not smellivision - David Attenbourough went to find a flowering one - it was HUGE!

DavebytheSea · Post by **DavebytheSea** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 4:08 pm

englishangel wrote:It is pretty spectacular, 7-10 feet tall, like a great big lily if I remember. Not very attactive tho'

Divert! Divert! (See diversion thread only if you are prepared to be appalled by blokish hijacking above posting - innuendos etc etc)

Jude · Post by **Jude** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 9:26 pm

hmm - quite correct - non pc terminalogy at CH was the thread...... sort of ran out of things to say about it!

Squits - rather nasty name for newbies isn't it - after all it's something men have after a curry and 15 pints of lager!

oooooooooopppppsss

UserRequestedRemoval · Mon Sep 25, 2006 10:32 pm

Divert? all i did was ask EA about a very large flower! I must be innocent because I don't see the innuendo in this

DavebytheSea · Post by **DavebytheSea** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 10:41 pm

soc wrote:Divert? all i did was ask EA about a very large flower! I must be innocent because I don't see the innuendo in this

Of course you are innocent, Sean. Innocence personified if you ask me.