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Richard, you mustn't take me seriously. Am tired and cranky and seriously do not mean what I said!
Really, I'm just jealous that you're polishing off a bottle of gin, and i'm stuck with a pile of books and papers with no clue what to do.
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huntertitus wrote:Jesus I primised to go to bed

Dick's usually ok just a bit drunk tonight

Dont tell me what a module (NODULE?) is sounds painful like a suppository - I didnt spellcheck and dont care how its spelt!
No, not like a suppository, but just as painful!
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Emma Jane wrote:
No, not like a suppository, but just as painful!
I feel for you

I remember doing A level revision

Never felt so lonely

Don't stay up all night doing it or you will be too knackered to concentrate

And you need to do well

College / university os so much more fun
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Emma Jane wrote:Richard, you mustn't take me seriously. Am tired and cranky and seriously do not mean what I said!
Really, I'm just jealous that you're polishing off a bottle of gin, and i'm stuck with a pile of books and papers with no clue what to do.
Emma, I don't think you need to be taking me seriously, either! :lol:

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Richard Ruck wrote:Oh come on, Emma!

I've been enjoying your posts.

No-one's being critcal..........
don't you feel sorry for the poor old thing

God I hated revising

Cant we call Medicin Sans Frontiers to bring her a bottle of gin or something?
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huntertitus wrote: I feel for you

Oh really? Oooh... not quite there..
:lol:
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Richard Ruck wrote: Emma, I don't think you need to be taking me seriously, either! :lol:

You have been an unexpected star on this forum. Long may you continue!
I think it's the alcohol withdrawal symptoms making me grumpy!
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Emma Jane wrote:
huntertitus wrote: I feel for you

Oh really? Oooh... not quite there..
:lol:
I mean I hated revision

Ghastly

Always wanted to go out and misbehave instead
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huntertitus wrote:
I mean I hated revision

Ghastly

Always wanted to go out and misbehave instead
I knew what you meant! Just trying to liven you up a wee bit..
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Emma Jane wrote:
huntertitus wrote:
I mean I hated revision

Ghastly

Always wanted to go out and misbehave instead
I knew what you meant! Just trying to liven you up a wee bit..
You are a bad one

Always mucking about and I bet you don't clean your shoes
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huntertitus wrote:
You are a bad one

Always mucking about and I bet you don't clean your shoes
Nope..

Am pure filth, apparently
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Emma Jane wrote:
huntertitus wrote:
You are a bad one

Always mucking about and I bet you don't clean your shoes
Nope..

Am pure filth, apparently
You'll feel better tomorrow after a drinky
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huntertitus wrote:
You'll feel better tomorrow after a drinky
I'm sure

However, will have to make it myself, as up in Liverpuddle they don't know how
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Emma Jane wrote:
huntertitus wrote:
You'll feel better tomorrow after a drinky
I'm sure

However, will have to make it myself, as up in Liverpuddle they don't know how
Jeebus what are you doing in the liver puddle?

They don't know how to speak there!
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huntertitus wrote: Jeebus what are you doing in the liver puddle?

They don't know how to speak there!
Well, the university is brilliant

Shame about the lack of linguistic ability indeed
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