Re: Happi Birfdae - Dirty Old Jack ?
Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2011 8:52 pm
Happy Birthday, Jack. I'm glad to see that you do exist, I'd hate to think we had a ghost on thee forum.
I've only just seen this, I'm very much afraid to say.
How am I? A year older, with a kettle that's a bit more battered than it was and a hotplate that's had quite a lot of canned soup spilt on it since Feb 2010. Never eat toast in bed, by the way, the bed fills up with crumbs and you get marmalade on your nightcap. Another tip, no matter how hungry you get when your pension money runs out, don't eat cockroaches, they taste like school dinners.
Thank you all for your kind enquiry.
(Goes back to bed wearing the same grimy longjohns he's been wearing for the last six months.)