Unofficial Christ's Hospital Forum

I'm at uni, the happiest place on earth!!! (oh no wait thats Disney Land!) Oh so maybe I'm not happy..... nope I'm happy as have my V-Neck on and am waiting to go on the weekly rugby social disney land has nothing on the sights and sounds of Southampton.

Katharine wrote:I'm HAPPY. I'm demob happy, I have just come in from work, I'm starting my annual leave tomorrow and flying to NZ on Friday. So today I'm HAPPY - by Sunday when I reach Christchurch I'll probably be Sleepy!

HAVE A SUPER HOLIDAY KATHARINE!!!!!

Barmy. Grouchy. Hormonally (yours). Ditsy. Tipsy. Nappy. Botty.

I love it! - and after a few drinks of dwarf juice (I've forgotten what is their fave tipple) I could be your So Tight.

Jude wrote:

Katharine wrote:I'm HAPPY. I'm demob happy, I have just come in from work, I'm starting my annual leave tomorrow and flying to NZ on Friday. So today I'm HAPPY - by Sunday when I reach Christchurch I'll probably be Sleepy!

HAVE A SUPER HOLIDAY KATHARINE!!!!!

Thanks Jude. I'm going to a conference in Christchurch and then going to the North Island to stay with friends. Tomorrow I'll have to pack and finally decide what clothes to take etc!

Nutty, definitely Nutty, so I hope no-one is allergic.

I used to be Skinny, but now I'm Bloaty/Fatty/Obesey/Chubby/Fatassy/Blobby or similar.

By the way, Englishangel: Do you walk up to all fat bearded men in Amersham and say "Are you that 'orrible fat b*****d Spoonbill?" If so, what generally happens next?

well I suppose I started it it so will have to continue to contribute.... but I think today I am "cunfixticated"

that's a new word for no sex, no alcohol, no smoking, no shopping, in fact no bloddy fun at all!

Jude wrote:well I suppose I started it it so will have to continue to contribute.... but I think today I am "cunfixticated"

that's a new word for no sex, no alcohol, no smoking, no shopping, in fact no bloddy fun at all!

I've re-arranged the letters Jude, and I DARE't ask how you arrived at the definition.

Shopping, I'll go with, but as for the rest, please delete the word NO.

(Glad to see you typed SEX first. At least you got the priorities right. Out of all your subjects, SEX is the cheapest !)

DavebytheSea wrote:I love it! - and after a few drinks of dwarf juice (I've forgotten what is their fave tipple) I could be your So Tight.

JR will go apoplectic if he hears you talking like that! His 'entendre antennae' might go pop.

cj wrote:

DavebytheSea wrote:I love it! - and after a few drinks of dwarf juice (I've forgotten what is their fave tipple) I could be your So Tight.

JR will go apoplectic if he hears you talking like that! His 'entendre antennae' might go pop.

At 6ft-2", I've forgotten all about dwarf juice.

(I'm told Jimmy Krankie, aka Geanette McD. could enlighten us !)

Spoonbill wrote:I used to be Skinny, but now I'm Bloaty/Fatty/Obesey/Chubby/Fatassy/Blobby or similar.

By the way, Englishangel: Do you walk up to all fat bearded men in Amersham and say "Are you that 'orrible fat b*****d Spoonbill?" If so, what generally happens next?

bk;sjyhtoiulnls (can't talk properly, broken jaw).

JR when I said No sex, no shopping no drinking no gambling etc... I meant the NO in front. I'm a very boring person, my only addiction currently is Sainbury's cheap and pretty foul vanilla ice cream - 45p for 2 litres.... my only vice is ice cream..... grief.

Jude wrote:JR when I said No sex, no shopping no drinking no gambling etc... I meant the NO in front. I'm a very boring person, my only addiction currently is Sainbury's cheap and pretty foul vanilla ice cream - 45p for 2 litres.... my only vice is ice cream..... grief.

Well between us all, we should be able to introduce you to some fairly thrilling vices. Seven years shut up in boarding school is a breeding ground for unspeakable behaviour. Who wants to go first??!! How about shopping on a Sunday and gin on your breakfast cereal. That should break you in gently.

Jude wrote:my only addiction

and what about this chat forum?

I have to say I put Benecol on MT cornflakes