Well, I'm moving....

DavebytheSea · Post by **DavebytheSea** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 9:23 am

blondie95 wrote:Also isnt it funny how he Plum starts a topic about him not being around because of moving and we all carry it on with out jokes!

Well we have to get serious sometimes, Amy

J.R. · Post by **J.R.** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 12:35 pm

englishangel wrote:I don't think any pharmacist who qualified in the last 10 years will know about Kaolin and morph.

?????

Why not ?

We can still get it. Got a bottle in the meddy cabinet which is still well within 'use-by-date' !

englishangel · Post by **englishangel** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 4:49 pm

Crikey, sorry, I thought you couldn't get it any more, superseded by lomotil etc which comes in tablet form and is much more transportable.

I don't think you can take it tio the US or Greece or anywhere like that because of the morphine content, although you cannot separate it out.

blondie95 · Post by **blondie95** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 8:57 pm

what is this kaolin and morph you are all on about? and what does it have to do with plum?

DavebytheSea · Post by **DavebytheSea** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 9:12 pm

K and M is in the same bracket as Old Plums - but at opposite ends of the spectrum so to speak.

blondie95 · Post by **blondie95** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 4:34 pm

still no clearer, am i being incredibly dim and not getting a very obvious joke?

DavebytheSea · Post by **DavebytheSea** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 6:56 pm

I don't do jokes

englishangel · Post by **englishangel** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 7:59 am

Sorry Amy, K and M is an old-fashioned but efficient remedy for diarrhoea

blondie95 · Post by **blondie95** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 12:50 pm

ok and how did that come up from Mr Plum moving!

Really DBTS you dont do jokes surely that is a joke initself! :mutley:

englishangel · Post by **englishangel** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 12:55 pm

I think we were sidetracked to excessive bowel movements, or lack thereof, or.... I'm not sure, I don't understand JR's 'wit' sometimes.

Mrs C. · Post by **Mrs C.** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 12:57 pm

Hope the move went well, Matt.

Sorry the lawnmower was of no use to you.

J.R. · Post by **J.R.** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 5:40 pm

Kaolin and Morphine.

Kaolin to settle an upset stomach, and a miniscule amount of soluble morphine to ease the pain caused by sickness and continual vomiting.

I, ON THE OTHER HAND, DO DO JOKES.

Lets get back to El Plummo's movements with his Piccolo !

DavebytheSea · Post by **DavebytheSea** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 5:47 pm

..... and prunes?

blondie95 · Post by **blondie95** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 8:44 pm

oh dear

Great Plum · Post by **Great Plum** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 11:05 am

Well, we have now moved...

Thank goodness for Jesus... (http://www.new-testament.co.uk) (an Old Blue) who came with his van and some other friends that helped to shift things...

we are mostly done now... we even have a shed up!

Just wondering how on earth we get an extension lead long enough to reach our garden so it can be mowed (or pay for a petrol mower!) - we are on the 1st floor and our garden is quite substantial and behind the ground floor garden...

(I've been very good - I ignored all the smut on this thread!)