You big fairy. Only when the temperature hits minus five do I stop going to football matches stark naked. And even then I only wear a posing pouch.J.R. wrote:I still have my blue woolen scarf and occasionally wear it to footy matches when the temperature is around zero.
As for the scarf, I had the enormous misfortune to arrive at the school just after the tasteless "collegiate" effort had been introduced (man was that a woeful-looking piece of offal), so I could only look on with gut-gnawing envy at the older lads and their Rolls Royce woollen scarves. Sadly I had already developed enough of a conscience as to be mentally incapable of nicking a nice woolly one for meself. But maybe EnglishAngel could knit one for me, what with her being a billionaire playgirl with all the time in the world on her hands.
So what became of that godawful collegiate thing and what replaced it? Some sort of hideous acrylic horror?