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Mid A 15 wrote:to the tune of Only Fools and Horses:

"No income tax, no VAT, no points last week off Man City, futures grim, hes looking pale, harry redknapps off to jail!"

Oh no he ain't !!!

And it cost £8 million to find that out !!!

TBA and myself are happy at St Nicholas, Corfe Mullen (Look it up !) but I sometimes get irritated by the "Rosters" for Welcome, Hymn numbers, Collection, Prayers and Tea Coffee, biscuits etc, do not always co-incide ! :oops: Hence, one may find that, on a particular Sunday, one may find o...

Lancashire

Yes -- it is the memories which they evoke --
First serious dating ? --- long lost love ? ---happy days ?

I asked TBA -- just in from the Gym -----

"I don't know -- I need coffee !!!"

On a similar line --- Dorset Police have been concerned again, about "Distraction" Burglaries, But have praised an elderly Lady, who on being approached by "Water Board" Officials realised that "Water Boards" no longer exixt ---- took the van number, rang 999 and they a...

The reason Neill has changed was that he was unable to log on.
See the story on "The return of the Native" on CH stuff

I don't use Facebook, but is it possible to "Censor" it ?
I understood it was open to any comment.

Neill and I are, as I have explained, very close, in all things.
I must try to find a new photo of myself and The Blessed Anne ---- in order to wind him up !

I was recently "Informed" that 50 of my files had been "Infected", but if I logged on to a certain address, giving my E mail Address, and paying some money ---- ---- I rang my Computer Guru -- Raj, whoinformed me that ANY request for your Emai address and money is a "Scam&qu...

Spooky !

Not, I think, for an Ex Copper --- you would have to keep that quiet ! I remember Neill's Daddy telling me that it was surprising how many real "Nasties" Peadophiles, Granny Beaters and the like --- used to resist address on the way to the Station !! Nowadays they would scream Human Rights...

During the week I was visited by two delightful ladies who were Jehovah' Witnesses. I was surprised by their overlookig the "Fish" House Number sign, the chromium "Fish" on the car, and the Christian motto of welcome on the front door. On consulting Neill's Wife TBA, she informed...

Hi folks ---- You will see that I am a New Member, however, you may noticee that my opinions and comments bear an incredible likeness to those previously posted by NEILL THE NOTORIOUS. NEILL --- a lovable chap-- suddenly found he was unable to make any replies to the fascinating posts on this Forum,...