Masters or Mistresses From CH Days Who

Vonny · Post by **Vonny** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 9:18 pm

J.R. wrote:
Vonny wrote:
J.R. wrote:
Might I suggest you make the jam first ? Oh, and make sure the breaks on the chair are on !

Looks like JR is well & truly back!
........... and well and truly p1ssed off ! Lousy weekend. Weekends should be banned, or turned over to the fox hunters who are out of work. They could hunt and drive illegals into the sea. Now, that WOULD be entertaining. Far better than my weekend has been.

Go get yourself a beer (or something stronger) and drown your sorrows.

J.R. · Post by **J.R.** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 9:25 pm

I've had the beer, and I've had the something stronger, and I'm fine, but just in a really wicked mood now !

I was going to get something to eat, but the cookers not working.....................

she's still on the p1ss up our local club. You can't win 'em all !

Vonny · Post by **Vonny** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 9:33 pm

J.R. wrote: I was going to get something to eat, but the cookers not working.....................

she's still on the p1ss up our local club. You can't win 'em all !

UserRequestedRemoval · Mon Sep 18, 2006 2:09 am

J.R. wrote:
soc wrote:Jam? Who said jam? There is nothing nicer than a good home made jam. My wife and I are going to gave a go soon. I feel sorry for the kitchen!

Might I suggest you make the jam first ? Oh, and make sure the breaks on the chair are on !

I hardly ever use the brakes my friend, that's what walls are for!

Jude · Post by **Jude** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 11:20 am

Yep - JR is is back in and on form - oh heck here we go (ducks)

UserRequestedRemoval · Mon Sep 18, 2006 12:47 pm

My ex-wife gave me a pot of her home-made jam yesterday.....I am waiting to see if I get a huge dose of the aztec two step or the porcelin charge!

J.R. · Post by **J.R.** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 1:15 pm

I'd definitely try it on the dog first !!

Richard Ruck · Post by **Richard Ruck** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 1:17 pm

J.R. wrote:I'd definitely try it on the dog first !!

Wouldn't a piece of toast be easier?

UserRequestedRemoval · Mon Sep 18, 2006 1:20 pm

Richard Ruck wrote:
J.R. wrote:I'd definitely try it on the dog first !!
Wouldn't a piece of toast be easier?

Okay who has got a towel?
I just coughed coffee all over the laptop at that joke

J.R. · Post by **J.R.** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 1:22 pm

OH DEAR !

Jude · Post by **Jude** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 4:06 pm

a dear , a female dear......

yes - just posting to get my buttons before my birthday!!!!!!!

Mrs C. · Post by **Mrs C.** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 4:11 pm

I think you`ll manage it Jude!

Jude · Post by **Jude** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 4:24 pm

Mrs C. wrote:I think you`ll manage it Jude!

I am trying to - it would be Such a nice birthday pressie!!!

Great Plum · Post by **Great Plum** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 4:37 pm

when's the birthday?

Richard Ruck · Post by **Richard Ruck** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 5:02 pm

Great Plum wrote:when's the birthday?

Click on Jude's 'profile' button - a mine of information!