One up, one down and one to polishNEILL THE NOTORIOUS wrote: (But toilet paper was testricted to 3 sheets per visit !)
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One up, one down and one to polishNEILL THE NOTORIOUS wrote: (But toilet paper was testricted to 3 sheets per visit !)
Your position as the undisputed CH Forum double entendre champion was under threat from Jo!J.R. wrote:Mid A 15 wrote:When did you get your new avatar JR?Jo wrote:
Wow..umm, that's very.....
Oh. Gosh.. sorry, you meant tentropes
PARDON ?
Am I missing something ????
I've done that too - now trying to find a recording of rouse!Deb GP wrote:Agh. Reveile. My darling husband has that as his wake up alarm on his phone. Every ****ing morning - dah da dah da da-da-da-dah-da Even the cats are trained to respond to it now, and will only enter the bedroom on hearing it to demand where their breakfast is. Sadly they haven't learnt to make the tea yet.
NEILL THE NOTORIOUS wrote:
The three Silver Bugles used to be coached by Bill Bailey (Bandmaster) from a book which had all the calls for ..........Cavalry,
A fag, more like.sejintenej wrote:NEILL THE NOTORIOUS wrote:
The three Silver Bugles used to be coached by Bill Bailey (Bandmaster) from a book which had all the calls for ..........Cavalry,
upon which I presume you were required to break into a trot, before a canter and eventually the charge.
Doesn't make sense - the food gave you the trots OK, and famine resulted in a charge but the canter? Was that because Bill Bailey wanted to go home or was he just chantankerous?
I'll get my coat