The Ruler of All the Universe just said exactly the same!sejintenej wrote: SWAMBO's suggestion is that Cameron will offer him something - just to cock a snook at Little Ed.
Ed sounds a bit congested. I diagnose nasal polyps.
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Ed sounds a bit congested. I diagnose nasal polyps.
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Thanks, Angela. I was wondering what his trouble is. (My mum would have said adenoids)
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TBA and I discussed Adenoids ---Most people of my age, don't have 'em --- removed with Tonsils, almost as routine, before anybody realised that they have a useful part, in the scheme of Life.
God didn't make many mistakes (Topic for another Thread ? ) even the Camel was left to a Committee !
I suppose, in fairness, we should give Ed some time to settle, before passing judgement ---- ?
God didn't make many mistakes (Topic for another Thread ? ) even the Camel was left to a Committee !
I suppose, in fairness, we should give Ed some time to settle, before passing judgement ---- ?
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I'd rather have had the third brother: Glenn.
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loringa wrote:I'd rather have had the third brother: Glenn.
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You have to be in the mood for jokes like that.loringa wrote:I'd rather have had the third brother: Glenn.
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AKAP wrote:You have to be in the mood for jokes like that.loringa wrote:I'd rather have had the third brother: Glenn.
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Ed. An incisive inspirational non-cliché-ridden speaker - maybe not. 
I don't see him doing so well when confronted with David Cameron...
But then - remember John ("Uncle John" to Hertford girls) Major at first. His debating skills improved rapidly!
I don't see him doing so well when confronted with David Cameron...But then - remember John ("Uncle John" to Hertford girls) Major at first. His debating skills improved rapidly!
"Baldrick, you wouldn't recognise a cunning plan if it painted itself purple, and danced naked on top of a harpsichord singing "Cunning plans are here again.""
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anniexf wrote:AKAP wrote:You have to be in the mood for jokes like that.loringa wrote:I'd rather have had the third brother: Glenn.
Some jokes take off on the internet, perhaps this one will start some chat anew on youtube.
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AKAP wrote: Some jokes take off on the internet, perhaps this one will start some chat anew on youtube.
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This is absolutely TRUE -- Honest !
When reading the jokes about the Third Brother --- I was listening to a CD, on my Computer, entitled "The way we were in the 4os"
Guess what was playing ---------" MOONLIGHT SERENADE "
Ok---- so you are too young to remember it, but to me, it is the epitome of Wartime "Swing" 
When reading the jokes about the Third Brother --- I was listening to a CD, on my Computer, entitled "The way we were in the 4os"
Guess what was playing ---------" MOONLIGHT SERENADE "
Ok---- so you are too young to remember it, but to me, it is the epitome of Wartime "Swing"
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Angela Woodford wrote:Ed. An incisive inspirational non-cliché-ridden speaker - maybe not.
But then - remember John ("Uncle John" to Hertford girls) Major at first. His debating skills improved rapidly!
Uncle John??
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Sorry! That sounds a bit vague!
During the mid-Sixties, the mother of a girl in 6's had a charming boyfriend, John Major. He worked for a bank (National Westminster?) and was very active in local Brixton Conservative politics. "Uncle John" was a real sweetie - as I was a Sarf Londoner who lived not far away, I saw quite a bit of him in the school holidays, as did many other friends. JM came to Hertford quite a few times on Long Sats etc, ISTR.
On his behalf I pushed a lot of fliers through Brixton letterboxes and stuffed a lot of envelopes. I must have been 14? I think so. I was allowed out late to help at his Conservative Cheese-and-Wine Party! The sophistication of it!
He was generous, kind and romantic. Our 6's girl's mother nursed him devotedly when he came back from a trip to India with a bad knee injury. JM could make the most terrific curries - remember curry as it was in those days, with sultanas in it and little side dishes of banana and peanuts? Delicious, it seemed.
Yes - lots of nice memories! Then he met that Norma...
During the mid-Sixties, the mother of a girl in 6's had a charming boyfriend, John Major. He worked for a bank (National Westminster?) and was very active in local Brixton Conservative politics. "Uncle John" was a real sweetie - as I was a Sarf Londoner who lived not far away, I saw quite a bit of him in the school holidays, as did many other friends. JM came to Hertford quite a few times on Long Sats etc, ISTR.
On his behalf I pushed a lot of fliers through Brixton letterboxes and stuffed a lot of envelopes. I must have been 14? I think so. I was allowed out late to help at his Conservative Cheese-and-Wine Party! The sophistication of it!
He was generous, kind and romantic. Our 6's girl's mother nursed him devotedly when he came back from a trip to India with a bad knee injury. JM could make the most terrific curries - remember curry as it was in those days, with sultanas in it and little side dishes of banana and peanuts? Delicious, it seemed.
Yes - lots of nice memories! Then he met that Norma...
"Baldrick, you wouldn't recognise a cunning plan if it painted itself purple, and danced naked on top of a harpsichord singing "Cunning plans are here again.""
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Angela Woodford wrote:Sorry! That sounds a bit vague!
During the mid-Sixties, the mother of a girl in 6's had a charming boyfriend, John Major. He worked for a bank (National Westminster?) and was very active in local Brixton Conservative politics. "Uncle John" was a real sweetie - as I was a Sarf Londoner who lived not far away, I saw quite a bit of him in the school holidays, as did many other friends. JM came to Hertford quite a few times on Long Sats etc, ISTR.
On his behalf I pushed a lot of fliers through Brixton letterboxes and stuffed a lot of envelopes. I must have been 14? I think so. I was allowed out late to help at his Conservative Cheese-and-Wine Party! The sophistication of it!
He was generous, kind and romantic. Our 6's girl's mother nursed him devotedly when he came back from a trip to India with a bad knee injury. JM could make the most terrific curries - remember curry as it was in those days, with sultanas in it and little side dishes of banana and peanuts? Delicious, it seemed.
Yes - lots of nice memories! Then he met that Norma...
............. and that Edwina. I wonder is SHE came with banana's and peanuts ?
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