I see it's.......................

J.R. · Post by **J.R.** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 1:49 pm

Ladies Day at Ascot.

Shouldn't it really be called Posers Day ?

Wannabee's on parade. YUK !

Claire Balding looks like she should be on top of a cake. Bit rich coming from someone who bats for the opposition.

Maybe they should all apply for 'Big Brother' !

Euterpe13 · Post by **Euterpe13** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 3:07 pm

If it offends you, why are you watching it ??? Go out and dig the garden or paint the fence, or something.
Unless your better half has forced you to do so? ...

Post by **jtaylor** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 5:05 pm

Do they have a "Men's Day" too??

ben ashton · Post by **ben ashton** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 5:08 pm

im tryin to make my house vaguely clean as moving out soon, volunteers welcome

ps. year old masking tape glue and arm hair dont mix. not quite sure how it happened, but just spent 10 minutes with a knife and neat fairy liquid seperating the 2, not advised

Hendrik · Post by **Hendrik** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 5:46 pm

and knowing the hair on you, that must have taken some unsticking!

cj · Post by cj » Thu Jun 22, 2006 8:44 pm

ben ashton wrote:ps. year old masking tape glue and arm hair dont mix. not quite sure how it happened, but just spent 10 minutes with a knife and neat fairy liquid seperating the 2, not advised

See the thread on bikini waxing. Give it a good yank and stop being such a wimp!!!!!

DavebytheSea · Post by **DavebytheSea** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 9:53 pm

ben ashton wrote:ps. year old masking tape glue and arm hair dont mix. not quite sure how it happened, but just spent 10 minutes with a knife and neat fairy liquid seperating the 2, not advised

I am quite curious about this masking tape. Given that it is a year old, the exact point of adhesion to your person must have been reasonably static as well as ..... er ........ hairy.

J.R. · Post by **J.R.** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 12:42 pm

cj wrote:
ben ashton wrote:ps. year old masking tape glue and arm hair dont mix. not quite sure how it happened, but just spent 10 minutes with a knife and neat fairy liquid seperating the 2, not advised
See the thread on bikini waxing. Give it a good yank and stop being such a wimp!!!!!

I typed 'Bikini Wax' into my search engine on the Image option.

Hmmmmm !

Incidently, I have absolutely nothing against beautiful ladies dressing up to the nines. i just fail to see what it has to do with the sport of Kings. If they ride horses dressed like that, them I'm quite prepared to watch !

englishangel · Post by **englishangel** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 1:56 pm

Some jockeys are dads,
some jockeys are mums,
You can tell which are which
By the shape of their bums.

J.R. · Post by **J.R.** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 5:03 pm

englishangel wrote:Some jockeys are dads,
some jockeys are mums,
You can tell which are which
By the shape of their bums.

... and wistful smiles on some faces ???

ben ashton · Post by **ben ashton** » Sat Jun 24, 2006 8:26 am

to clarify, the masking tape had been stuck on the floor for a year. i was scraping it off said floor. had a big ball of the stuff in my hand, and somehow got it all over my arm. there was nothing to rip off in a manly way, just the gluey bit

marty · Post by **marty** » Sat Jun 24, 2006 9:07 am

jtaylor wrote:Do they have a "Men's Day" too??

Maybe it's organised by the same people who run my local sexist gym!!!

Disappointed not to see a silly poll on this thread...

Great Plum · Post by **Great Plum** » Sat Jun 24, 2006 9:27 am

Did yo get a reply from your sexist gym?

J.R. · Post by **J.R.** » Sat Jun 24, 2006 1:04 pm

Great Plum wrote:Did yo get a reply from your sexist gym?

I think they sent him a pink leotard in a plain brown paper parcel !!

marty · Post by **marty** » Sat Jun 24, 2006 1:06 pm

I didn't get a reply no.

I've now registered for gender re-assignment and you must now all call me 'Loretta'...