Unofficial Christ's Hospital Forum

Have you ever wondered where and how yodeling began ? Many years ago a man was traveling through the mountains of Switzerland. Nightfall was rapidly approaching and he had nowhere to sleep. He went up to a farmhouse and asked the farmer if he could spend the night. The farmer told him that he could...

As far as this country is concerned, I think you'll find the birth-certificate is the key. Both our eldest daughters passports bear their surname as shown on the birth certificates which is a double-barrelled version of Dads and Mums surname. The FIRST surname shown on the certificate designates the...

HERE WE GO AGAIN !

Don't keep HARPing on !

OH DEAR !!

This has to rank along with train-spotting and watching paint dry !

Richard Ruck wrote:Why is a saxophone the same shape as the lower part of the human digestive tract?

We're waiting, Richard !!!!!

englishangel wrote:I am pretty laid-back but if worry did it I would have been white 20 years ago.

Erm ???

(P'rap not !!)

A middle aged man bought a brand new convertible Porsche. He took off down the road, pushed it up to 160 km/hr and was enjoying the wind blowing through his hair. "This is great," he thought and accelerated to an even higher speed. But when he eventually looked in his mirror there was a Po...

Oh the joys of I.T. knowledge, eh, Mary ?

Is it about that old adage, 'A Hand in the Bush is worth two in the Pub' ??

I missed the first episode of the new series due to an appointment with a bar-man !

Was it any good ?

Jan and I are on the same wave-length as Richard, (post above), on this one.

I have been advised by 'She Who Must Be Obeyed', NOT to comment on the BIG BANG, however.

Regarding the 'Supreme Being', she informs me he is alive and well, and living in Dorking.

Richard & Judy had some of the pupils from the new series on their show yesterday evening.

The word CHAV springs to mind !

I've spent so much time re-reading this thread, I must empty my SILVER ASHtray !

I've managed to catch up on the Rock School series over the last few evenings, seeing the episodes I previously missed. Are there any updates/news from this series ? I noticed in the last episode that Josh's hair has grown and his voice has broken. Did the budding romance between Dudders on the drum...

Mid A 15 wrote:so who's at the hELM with the tree jokes?

Grease my PALM with silver, and I'll tell yer !