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Lottery Winner

Husband to wife "What would you do if I told you I won the lottery"

Wife " I'd take my share and leave"

Husband " That's Ok with me!

I won £20 last night, here's £10 now P*** off.

Yesterday I was at my local store buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Biscuit, the Wonder Dog and was in the checkout line when woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, ...

Ah, thanks Kerren. That is good news. I wonder how her friend from her old school in London, who changed her mind about going to CH, made out in the end.
John.

Does anybody know how Gemma is getting along?
Did she get a place at Oxford and is she there at the moment?
I often wonder how she is doing as she made quite an impression when she joined the forum three years ago.
Are you out there Gemma.... Over...

NEILL THE NOTORIOUS wrote:--
Barnes B, the best House at CH !

Welcome Gilly6....
Another vote for Barnes B (I'm not as old as Neill... Ha!)

A couple of older fellows were playing golf when a funeral procession started to drive by. One of the fellow took off his hat and held it over his heart as the hearse drove by. The other fellow noticed and says,"That was very courteous of you to do that." His playing companion replied, &qu...

My Mother had small tattoos on her forearms, done in the late 1920s...
She really regretted it in later life.. would not talk about it, only to say 'don't do it' and always wore long gloves when in evening dress.

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Here you are, for those who need them:

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Mens cost more than Ladies, probably due to the heavy duty filtering employed....

If it's any help, my son lives in fear of the School Marshall who is, I believe, in charge of correct uniform etc . (Correct me if I'm wrong) Oh good!!! the school has somebody in charge of the 'correct wearing of the uniform'. I really would like to talk to him about wearing the Broadie Buckle at ...

lonelymom wrote:

John Knight wrote:To avoid the smell you set light to them......
Boy, that takes my memory back to Barnes B dormitory, after 'lights out'....

You had matches in house?

Yes!! - But it was probably a cigarette lighter...

To avoid the smell you set light to them......
Boy, that takes my memory back to Barnes B dormitory, after 'lights out'....

An airline passenger hails a taxi to take him home from the airport After a while he wanted to ask the driver a question but the music was too loud so he lent forward and tapped the driver on the shoulder. The driver lets out a scream loud enough to waken the dead, looses control of the cab nearly h...

Foureyes wrote:I also recal that we had a conversation about Bisley and how ex-Army types tried to boss everyone around. You also listened to me talking on WW2 for about 30 minutes.

Ah! - Got you now....
I enjoyed your talk very much - Thanks again
John.