Unofficial Christ's Hospital Forum

I knitted my husband a bomber jacket for our fifth anniversary, (it was supposed to be for our first). I could sew before I went to CH but I remeber that table runner, I still have nightmares about it. Can still do drawn thread work though. Did he put it on when wearing his Wellingtons ?? (Think ab...

MORE FAMOUS QUOTES __________________________ [1] Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, "Lillian, you should have remained a virgin." - Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter) [2] I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the des...

Number 6 - the most disgusting fags I ever smoked (rivalled only by Number 10). :vom: 'Ariel' were pretty disgusting. They were the self lighting ones. A 'five-minute-wonder'. Self-lighting? I wouldn't have stashed a packet of those down the front of my breeches...... :shock: As I recall Richard, e...

when I was at Hertford....me and my mildly delinquent CH friends used to sneak off to "The ( Hertford) Castle Grounds" with 10 Number Six and a box of matches and lounge around smoking ,in idyllic surroundings. :D Number 6 - the most disgusting fags I ever smoked (rivalled only by Number ...

"Bombardier" is a rank used only in the Royal Artillery and is equivalent to corporal elsewhere in the Army. Any fan of 'It Ain't Half Hot Mum' knows that. I think Bombardier Billy Wells may have been the 'body' but the sound was made by James Blades from 1935 until 1980 http://www.southe...

HillBilly Intelligence ! After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his life, an old hillbilly decided it was time to visit the big city. In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not ever having seen one before, he remarked at the image staring back at him, "How ab...

........ and another for you girls ! ____________________________ Friendship ? Friendship Between Women: A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about ...

Well, heres another ! _____________________- THE PILL !! A doctor who had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her. As the young doctor looked through the ...

Jack Warner, (actor- 'Dixon of Dock Green') with his sisters, Elsie & Doris Waters. (Music hall, theatre and radio fame).

They had a nephew at C.H.

The Perils of pot ! _______________________________ A koala is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a little spiky-tailed lizard walks past and looks up and says to the koala: "Hey ! what are you doing ?" The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some." So the little ...

Another 'air-plane' joke, especially for the girls ! ________________________ A man gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a very good looking blonde. He immediately turns to her and makes his move. "You know," he says, "I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike...

I know of at least one person who used to smoke waccy baccy with the gardener in the basement of the classroom block!! I seem to remember the churchyard was a favourite spot too, all those graves to hide behind. Smoking pot with the gardner ? Smacks of 'Lady Chatterly' a bit. And as for the graveya...

Mr Arthur Mayhew is currently in charge. He is keen no doubt, but there is no more fancy dress... :cry: Thank you for that, Luke - and a very happy (18th?) birthday to you! PS - I note that badminton is one of your main interests - I hope you have found a reasonable partner? Only when he's flying o...

I see the tree jokes have dropped off.

All threatened with the BIRCH, were we ?

This is getting so silly, I can't CEDAR wood for the TREES !