Unofficial Christ's Hospital Forum

A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, "OK old fart, time for you to retire." The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these chickens. Look what it has done ...

"How much harder do I have to squeeze this string to get a sound out of it?"

<crop> Some people do have half buckles, because the buckle has broken and they simply havent replaced it, and want to keep the broken one as some kind of keepsake. Hope this clears things up!!! Thank you Philippa (99yorkpj) just what I wanted to know... <crop> Many of the boys broadies are too sho...

I saw one person in the band with one and a half buckles... what is that all about then? There was a great shortage of buckles after the war (WW2 not Falklands!) and it was very much 'hand me down'. It was near impossible to keep one when you left as most of the house juniors were queueing to take i...

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I eat very fast, normally the first one at the table to finish a meal...
I have always put this down to my school days when if you you were quick you could get seconds....

And here is one for the kids... (I'm dragging them out now!)

How do you tell the difference between a Weasel and a Stoat?

A Weasel is weasely recognised but a Stoat is stoatally different.

(Hmm, sorry about that!!)

That reminds me of the one:

A guy goes through the car wash, - when he gets out the other side he is asked "Are you Irish?"
"No, why do you ask?"
"Well we don't get many motor bikes in here".

A small girl was lost at a large shopping mall.
She approached a uniformed policeman and said,
"I've lost my grandpa!"
The cop asked, "What's he like?"
The little girl replied, "Glenfiddich whisky and
women with big tits."

Christ’s Hospital is an obscure and ancient but really wonderfully pertinent and relevant to so many but,

I was going quite

englishangel wrote:One person scored him, hardly a representative sample. (just playing the Devil's Advocate here)

Agreed, but he scored 1.0 for all the other items except the popularity rating.
Popularity vote is not usually an individuals opinion but what the voter perceives others think. (I think... )

\\(snip) He is not a popular man, not only with the pupils but also with their parents and indeed the teaching staff. He got a 'Zero' for popularity here: http://www.ratemyteachers.co.uk/schools/england/haywards_heath/ardingly_college But did better than some of the other staff at Ardingly... perha...

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